When Tiff tottered on to the square with her siblings, to the doo-doo-doos of the Jackson 5, fresh from a snooze under a bus shelter, she appeared to be some kind of super-Stender. She was named after one of our beloved historical figures, she was reassuringly red-headed, and – HELLO – she had plans to pour SOAP on Zainab’s primroses.
But listen. I think her cheeky Annieface is concealing something sinister. I am worried about Morgan. He never speaks. And whenever Bianca tells Ricky to take him for chips, we never actually SEE Ricky DOING it. The other day, everyone was watching Miraculous Max the Superhero handle Connor-shaped carnage over at Fat Pat’s (who’s still in New Zealand) and Morgan wasn’t THERE. And Ricky was doing a heart-to-heart with Liam (over chips), and Morgan wasn’t THERE either. The only time I actually remember Morgan doing A THING is when he did armpit farts at his Uncle Billie’s funeral – and THAT is what drove Carol away from Dot’s and in to the arms of the enemy. And THAT is what got us into this whole sorry mess.
So, what I’m saying is, you might *think* Morgan doesn’t do much, but he is actually a very subtle rascal.
typical
